A look to the future

A look to the future on Conan O’Brien

"The federal deficit will be paid off in full by a generous grant from the Oscar Mayer Corporation. In return, the national motto will be changed from 'In God We Trust' to 'Ooh, Lord Almighty, That One Tasty Weiner.'" "After attending a Celine Dion concert, Vice President Dick Cheney will change his mind and come out against torture."